Disgraced
adulterer golfer,
Tiger Woods, covers February’s issue of
Vanity Fair looking like ole buddy who went apesh*t at Virginia Tech a couple years ago (click
HERE for your friendly reminder). Let’s take a poll…how many of you find him sexy or appealing in any way? His body is so unfair and disrespectful. Fellas, here’s a clue…if you plan on rolling topless for a magazine cover, for a night with that chick you’ve been trying to bone or hell, on GP…do some push ups, pull ups, run a couple miles…SOMETHING. His body isn’t
horrible but it’s definitely not what you’d expect from an athlete.
What are your thoughts on the cover?
Monday, January 4th, 2010 2:05 pm
Magazine Covers
January 4th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
How mich excercise do Golfers really get, really??
Why doesnt he just do an interview on the news or somethin, I am not tryna read no sob story.
And why he on this cover looking extra sad, tryna work out.. I do not think so.
January 4th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
RIGHT. I'm like…that doesn't look very "Vanity Fair-ish" to me. I'm actually a little afraid :O(
January 4th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
average body to me, what does gp mean i always wanted to know lol
January 4th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
He looks like the poster child for STDs. He was handsome before I knew about his dick being around town. Now, I feel like getting myself checked out after viewing this. *crosses fingers*
January 4th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
UGH he really isn't attractive in any way. Why did they put him on a cover? What happened to photo shopping the body? They def shoulda photo shopped I dunno why they wanted him … must have been the money
January 4th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
CTFU ur so wrong
January 4th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
HAM!!!!! HOT ASS MESS LOL
January 4th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
General purposes. lol
January 4th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
MJ, why'd you cross out "adulterer" when he is one?
All those chicks he was sexin' had his head souped up when it was his wallet, not his pecs, that are swollen. I bet they told him his tiddlywick was big too! LOL
Nevertheless, I wonder if this cover was planned before the hoopla. Seeing Tiger isn't neither a pro nor a con. So what he cheated. If'n I had to freak out e'rytime a dude cheated, I wouldn't be able to work or put a speck of food in me mouth!
January 4th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
he's a golfer, he's not supposed to be built or all roid-ed up… they're trim and in shape, have strong arms, etc. but that's about it. the nipple hair is WAY more disrespectful.
January 4th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Yeah, I'm saying he a golfer though… it may be a sport but you don't necessarily have to be 'athletic' to be a pro, know what I'm sayin?
January 4th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
I like how he looks…lol
January 4th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
He looks like a different Tiger. He used to look so wholesome to me, with that cute lil arm swing every time he sinks one in the hole. (Really, no pun intended).
This cover makes him look like Bad Boy Tiger is out to play now, it is scary. I wouldn't expect him to be all ripped out cause he only plays golf (LOL I'm just sayin!). It's a physical sport, but also more mental.
But here he does have sex appeal. Not fuckable cause I ain't goin nowhere near that gonaherpesyphilades infested peen. But he does have sex appeal.
January 5th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Sexy. <3
January 5th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Hell naw…
January 5th, 2010 at 1:04 am
he looks like a hot mess
January 5th, 2010 at 3:15 am
He's never been attractive to me, but here he just looks a hot damn mess.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:51 am
Real men wax their nips before taking pictures….
January 5th, 2010 at 4:01 am
OMG! THANK YOU!!! that's just nasty! lol. i can't find him the least bit attractive.
January 5th, 2010 at 4:29 am
hairy nipples. gross.
January 5th, 2010 at 8:27 am
He looks scary. They made look like he just got caught robbing a house and this is his mugshot. Why the burglar hat?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
His body isn't bad. It's just those nipples, there is something off about his chest. But he has strong arms and nice abs. Considering the bodies of about 99% of pro golfers, this man is a god. Not to mention, that is not a flattering pic of him. He's a lot tanner than that usually, but white magazines never seem to take into account how to shoot black people.
January 5th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
i find it sexy
January 6th, 2010 at 5:44 am
I bet he feel like a nigga now! smdh…lol
January 7th, 2010 at 5:03 am
He wasn't the only celebrity to go topless after he loses his reputation. Remember when Kanye West did that?
January 7th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
When I saw this picture, all I could focus my attention on was his nasty hair. Whyy are his nipples so darn hairy? And whyy are his nipples so black?
January 11th, 2010 at 12:51 am
He's a golfer. Like really, how much exercise do you need to drive a ball down the green? His exercises are right where they need to be…on his arms!
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