Quick Sh*t: Lil’ Boosie | Amber Rose | J-Lo Sex Tape | Wanda & Sheneneh | Kareem Has Cancer| Katt Williams 911 Call | Dwight Howard’s $15k Blog

…cuz I ain’t doing 50/11 posts about major/minor things

—Looks like that “year or so” that Lil’ Boosie was originally sentenced to has turned into FOUR years because of a parole violation. An ankle monitor indicated that Boosie had violated the terms of his release more than once by leaving his home during house arrest. Sucks being you. A couple of weeks ago, I twitted THIS video where Boosie got crunk and told people to stop wishing him well regarding his arrest. I bet he REAL mad now. (Source)

—Amber Rose was spotted out on South Beach looking GREAT in a body hugging dress. This ain’t really news, per se. Click HERE to see the pics and drool with a b*tch.

—Jennifer Lopez can postpone the sh*tting of bricks, as plans by her ex-hubby, Ojani Noa, to release some steamy home videos have been put on a temporary hold. According to reports, Noa has been shopping around a video that contains over 11 hours of footage that shows Lopez in some sexually compromising positions (pun totally intended), including an a*s spanking. I’m sure men everywhere can’t wait for that one.

—Jamie Foxx & Martin Lawrence are supposedly teaming up to create a movie with Wanda & Sheneneh as the central characters. If you’ll recall during the 2009 BET awards, their characters came together for a skit called Skank Robbers (click HERE if you missed it). I guess Screen Gems took it seriously and sac-rode the idea. We’ll see… (Source)

—Basketball great, Kareem Abdul-Jabar, announced that he is currently battling a rare form of leukemia that produces cancerous cells in the bones and bone marrow. Please keep him and his family in your prayers.

—Lawd, Katt Williams is a hot mess. THIS 911 call is a HOTTER mess! “Short, dark skinned-ed black guy, long hair…”At least he got one out of three right. Let us pray…

—Dwight Howard was fined $15k for blogging about the goings on of a basketball game. First the NFL putting a ban on tweets and now the NBA is cock-blocking blogs? F*ck outta here. I never knew having an opinion could be so threatening. Click HERE to read the blog that cost him BIG BUCKS! Thanks to TweeterMama for Source.

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 9:50 am Quick Sh*t