Mariah + Nick

Go Mimi! It took a while for Mariah & Nick Cannon to grow on me as a couple. It’s still something about their relationship that seems so…unreal? *shrugs shoulders* I use to think that dude was 12 shades of the business back in the day (eh, about 2000-ish)…but then I found out that being semi-corny was a continuum for him and abandoned that dream. His grin looks like he just discovered what vagina is and is geeked to get back in some. Which brings about my question…why is it that in almost EVERY pic of these two together, Nick either looks:

A. slow
B. like he’s Mariah’s chauffer/bodyguard/nipple tweaker OR
C. all of the above

Hmm….

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Thursday, June 4th, 2009 7:32 pm Celebrities

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3 Responses to “Mariah + Nick”

  1. Jazmine Says:

    *___________________* @ B.!

    The last pic is priceless! I don’t even need words for that.

    We all know Mariah is a diva to the Nth degree and I’m willing to bet my left titty he’s her personal ‘honey do’/flunkie. No malice, Nick *ROFL* Let cho’ boo-boo shine!

    Oh and ummmm…Mariah might want to put the peroxide bottle down, I’m seeing mondo breakage. I’m just sayin’!

  2. Noey Babie. Says:

    UGH…no words for them.

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    [...] Though doubling as a chauffeur, but Mr Mariah is loved up [Miss Jia] [...]

 

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