Dear Reebok,
Now, I ain’t saying that you had to use a model with a Deelishus type ass but if THIS is the best example you have of a “better butt,” I’ll stick to my Chinese slippers from the weave shop (click HERE for an example).
Sweet Jesus be the vessel that is an insulin shot because all of that flair has my sugar on SWOLE! I don’t give a dayum if this was the 80s. Looking that feminine and using all these exaggerated eye and shoulder movements was not a part of the movement. Chico DeBarge, I thought I had went a little hard on you after seeing this pic (which made me snap 12 times for the kids) but lawd, even though this video is a THROW ALL THE WAY back, you just don’t add up right now. *throws glitter*
I think that celebrities really do forget that when they log onto sites like Ustream, Justin TV, etc., they have people looking at them. Soulja Boy is no exception to that rule. Check after the break to see what he was caught doing on Ustream two nights ago. Read More
Now ain’t this about a b*tch? We ain’t seen nann DAY of Nivea since we heard that she was pregnant by King Strong Sperm, Lil’ Wayne. But just when we FINALLY see a confirmation pic of Lauren London last week, Nivea pops her a*s on the scene! Whoa, I can’t take all this and what seems to be drama. We already know that Weezy has a baby by Toya, his former wife. AND let’s not forget about the lil’ Asian chick that had a son by Weezy close to the end of last year (click HERE for that story).
I mean, REALLY! This muf*cka must BREATHE positive pregnancy test! He has to spew sperm from merely talking b/c this dude has a LOTTA seeds floating around, all within MONTHS of one another.
Then he has the nerve to appear in a condom ad, cuz clearly, SOMEWHERE, he ain’t using them. Either that or Strapped Condoms ain’t a good look on the protection front. Where they do THAT at?
Thanks to Vent Nation for sending me this clip! When I saw him at the MJ memorial, I immediately thought Who in the hot hell is this big bright eye’d & bushy tailed a*s jigga?! He has either taken one too many trips to the paper for plastic man for blepharoplasty & brow lifts or he was just nervous as hell and all that emotion was deeply rooted in the expression on his face. I hope it wasn’t something “wrong” with him. If so, I’ll retract what I just said…maybe. LMAO!
*edited: Ah, the 2nd WTF moment would be Jermaine Jackson’s dayum hair. Thanks & goodnight.
*sigh There were so many things going on in this video but I’ll just point out the obvious FAIL at gymnastics on minute 1:04/1:05. I guess his legs said No ups for you…not today! Tight a*s pants, schmedium jacket. Dream, why art thou forsaking us with your pre-shrunk attire?
I know that I’m about to catch a LOT of flack for what I’m about to say but stories like these play a huge role in why I choose to date men who have no children. Indeed, it cuts my options down by about 75% but this is a buncha mess. Apparently, Laila Ali’s husband, Curtis Conway, is rollin’ in the same kind of dough that her famous boxer dad, Muhammed Ali, is rolling in because *takes breath* the mother of his child (from a previous relationship) is SUING for more child support. Leoria Sanamu Conway is claiming that she needs more financial support from Ali’s hubby because of Laila’s “inheritance or potential inheritance.” Leoria is also requesting that a judge look at all of Laila’s financial records but Ali is fighting to contest the request.
Dear Stevie Wonder,
With all due respect, sir…I’m sickadissh*t. Everyone around you is either extremely docile and afraid of your a*s OR they have problems with their own vision. Trust me, anyone that lets you come outta the house with your head looking like the new millennium mullet is clearly NOT your friend. Stevie, I have watched these same “friends” and even some of your industry peers leave you on stage after a performance. I’d yell at the TV, “Somebody get Stevie…somebody get Stevie” but to no avail, they’d always leave you sitting there until they ‘broke’ for commercial. It’s bullsh*t. I am proposing that you get some new people…immediately. I know that you’ve been rocking the braided look since you first hit the scene in the 60s but damn it Stevie, you no longer have the same hairline. Forget what you can and can’t see…you can feel it. That’s just not right, Stevie…it’s time to let go and let God on the rest of that hair back there. I hope that the guy in the photo with you was telling you what the rest of the world already knows.
Love,
Miss Jia
*disclaimer: Don’t come at me sideways like I am making fun of him and his disability. I ain’t got time for that sh*t. It’s clearly all about the hair. Thanks!
