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And The “Oh, B-tch…You Tried It” Award Goes To…


2010 is indeed the year of the mistress. Alright…so in addition to having reality tv “stars” writing letters in defense of jump offs, we now have the latest in jump off news writing “memoirs” defending their trifling sh-t.

Dear Traci Lynn Johnson,

Now matter how you try to explain yourself through stylish font and character counts, the fact still remains that you slept with a married man. You were an intern, b-tch, not a sex therapist or marriage counselor. Your job wasn’t to attempt to fix anything but somebody’s cup of coffee but you were in violation when you decided that pouring a bit of your cream into someone else’s coffee was acceptable. I’m curious as to how defensive of your relationship you’ll be when Tiki finds another bony blonde to sneak around with because as you know, karma gets the last laugh in situations such as these. Do yourself a favor and don’t even TRY to explain your hosh-t; most of us don’t care and those who do care don’t believe you anyway.

Check out her long and drawn out “memoir” courtesy of Black Sports Online after the break!

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NC A&T Marching Band Performs a la Antoine Dodson


I don’t even know what to say. The only thing I WILL say is…why do folks always gotta be from MY home state when they commit such f-ckery? Click HERE if you missed the original.

Props to Red Bytch Blog

Montana Fishburne: In Time, He’ll View It As a Positive


According to TMZ, Montana Fishburne is a lot more immature and out of it than I had originally thought. She recently commented on what her dad had to say about her porn antics:

Montana Fishburne — aka “Chippy D” — tells TMZ, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.”

But here’s where she might be wrong — adding, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.”

According to Montana, she and Morpheus have always been on good terms — in fact, up until the whole porn thing, she claims they spoke on a weekly basis. However, Montana also tells us she never gave her dad a heads-up on the porno news.

Montana tells us she plans to meet with her father soon to hash everything out.

I might’ve been able to roll with her until she said that Laurence would eventually see what she’s doing as a positive. What? Post your thoughts!

Janet’s New Photoshoot + PETA Throwin’ Shade


While Janet Jackson was busy sittin’ pretty for a photoshoot with Blackgama, PETA was busy running their trap as they’ve become known to do at least once a month. To say that they’re a little peeved at Janet rockin’ fur is an understatement:

It’s amazing what celebrities will do when their careers are on a downslide, but we didn’t think that Janet was this desperate. Surely she knows enough about suffering and unjustified death to recognize that both occur in the production of a fur coat. We are asking her to think again and to donate these stolen skins to be used as bedding for animals orphaned by other human-caused disasters, such as loss of habitat.[SOURCE]

Wow…so in addition to using MJ’s death in their argument, they’re also dissing her career status? Ouch! Whatever works, I guess. What do you guys think? Was PETA out of line? Post your thoughts!

Ah, So THIS is How We Do It, Terius?


Alright…so after being photo’ed grabbing a handful (LITERALLY) of an ass that did NOT belong to Christina Milian to announcing your separation to US Weekly, allegedly before your wife even knew about it, everybody’s King of All Things Sweet & Small is proving just how lovable he can be. He took to his own website to talk about the separation in an open letter. Funny but we aren’t the ones who need your explanation, doll! Wow…C-Mili should be happy that she doesn’t have to be with this loser anymore.

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Is Beyonce Pissed Off at Mathew?


Word on the street is that Beyonce is a little peeved at her daddy, Mathew, about his affair that produced a child.

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Joe Jackson Blames Katherine for MJ’s Death


Somebody get a muzzle on Joe, STAT! That had to be one of the most hurtful things that Katherine had to hear as a mother. Now, this is NOT to say that I don’t agree in a sense. Although Katy may not be the one to blame, I do believe that Michael Jackson had way too many enablers in his life…and it ultimately cost him his. Watch the video and post your thoughts!

So Wait! J. Holiday is Coming for Drake?


I know that this is nothing more than an attempt to get some blog love…and I’m falling for it but whatever. So, J. Holiday (yea, THIS one) is apparently feeling some type-a way about your boy, Drake. Back in October, J. Holiday took Drake’s song, Brand New, and basically remixed it saying that Drake needs to pick his lane and stay in it.

QOD: “How’s it feel to be me? U can’t do it Cuz u aint got it.” Eddie Kane 5HeartBeats GREaT GREat DaY World! Come on Son!

I am not, nor will I EVER be, a Drizzy stan…but on some real sh-t, J…you need to heed the advice of your own tweet, get a hit single and THEN complain about blocked lanes, homie. Check out his remix after the break and post your thoughts.

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