May 8th, 2013 | Posted by Binky | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

Paul Walker Vin Diesel Tyrese Miss Jia 500x380 Marry, F*ck, or Kill: Fast & Furious Edition

Fast & Furious 6 is set to hit theaters at the end of the month, and over the weekend, the cast was in London for the film’s premiere. Now we could sit and talk about the movie’s plot, the cameos we’re sure to see, and the crazy amounts of cash it’s guaranteed to make…but c’mon now, that’s not what we’re here for.

Three of the feature’s biggest stars, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and Tyrese posed for the shot above while on the red carpet, which leads me to pose the question that’s quite popular around these parts. Remember you can’t say neither, and you have to use ALL THREE of the fellas ONCE.

Which one would you MARRY?

Which one would you F*CK?

Which one would you KILL?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

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November 29th, 2012 | Posted by Binky | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

Khaled B day Marry, F*ck, or Kill: Club LIV Edition

Over the weekend, DJ Khaled held his 37th birthday party at Club LIV in Miami, and the super-producer drew quite the crowd of celebrity guests. Everyone from Lil Wayne to Diddy, and Fat Joe to Busta Rhymes, the who’s who of hip hop were definitely in the building.

Now we could sit here and talk about the f*ckery and extravagant spending that surely took place inside the Miami club on Sunday, but instead, let’s chat about the above pic. While scrolling through photos from the event, this one immediately caught my eye. It’s no surprise that Kanye West was in attendance, but I guess I just wasn’t expecting him to scoop up fellow Kardashian, Scott Disick, for a night of partying.

So here it goes…you guys know how it works! Remember you have to use ALL THREE of them ONCE, and you CAN’T say neither.

Which one would you marry?

Which one would you f*ck?

Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

August 1st, 2012 | Posted by Binky | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

Undispute Truth1 500x375 Marry, F*ck, or Kill: 50 Cent, Mike Tyson & Kanye West

Yesterday, former heavyweight boxing champ, Mike Tyson, made his official Broadway debut. (Yes I really said Broadway.) Tyson is starring in Undisputed Truth, a one-man show based on his career, and directed by the legendary Spike Lee. The controversial athlete had tons of support at the Longacre Theater opening, including the likes of Kanye West and 50 Cent. 50 even tweeted the above pic, saying:

THE UNDISPUTED TRUTH go see it. It really good

Now I’m not here to review Mike’s show, or to discuss how he made it to Broadway in the first place (I’m honestly still pretty baffled about this whole thing). So let’s just have some fun and talk about that pic. You guys know the drill! Remember you can’t say neither, and you have to use ALL 3 of them ONCE.

Which one would you marry?
Which one would you f*ck?
Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

June 5th, 2012 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

MFK3 500x436 Marry, F*ck, or Kill: A KAAANG, A Trap Star, & A Gentleman

T.I., Young Jeezy, & Ne-Yo were spotted spending some quality time at Vanquish in Atlanta.

I’m not use to seeing The KAANG with such thick arms; this is all very new to me, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. While T.I. and Ne-Yo opted for a more relaxed look, Jeezy kept it a lil’ dapper with a crisp white button down and some specs.

Not sure who the blonde is that’s standing close to Jeezy in a few shots, but we’ll discuss the ashy pink lipstick that seems to be taking over you ladies’ lips at a later date.

If given a choice, which one of these guys would you marry, who would you f*ck, and who needs to depart this earth a lil’ sooner than later? Remember that all parties involved must be used once!

Photos: ATLPics.net

June 6th, 2011 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

mfk4 Marry, F*ck, Kill: The W Cubed Edition

Yesterday was the infamous Hot 97 Summer Jam in New Jersey and Wiz Khalifa, Wale, & Waka Flaka and boobs were all in attendance. Call me crazy but I couldn’t even see northerners getting into Waka. It just seems that northern hip hop artists usually shun acts like him but I digress. But we all know why we’re here and it ain’t to discuss the relevancy of any of these mens’ music.

Which one would you marry?

Which one would you f*ck?

Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

May 5th, 2011 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

JTB Marry, F*ck or Kill: Jumping the Broom Edition

The new movie, Jumping the Broom, hits theaters tomorrow and has a lot of male eye candy for the ladies and gays. How many of you will be going to see the movie (and seeing it on BOOTLEG at your best friend’s house does not count as “going”)?

Nonetheless, three of the stars of the movie, Romeo Miller, Pooch Hall & Laz Alonso all stepped out for the premier in Los Angeles lookin’ mighty fine! Which leads me to the question (and I’m sure that most of you know the routine by now): Given that you can’t say neither and ALL men must be used just ONCE:

Which one would you marry?

Which one would you f*ck?

Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

August 2nd, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

mfk4 500x185 Marry, F*ck, or Kill: Oh You Fancy, Huh? Edition

Well, it’s that time again! I haven’t included any Marry, F-ck, or Kill madness on the site lately, so I figured why not today? This time your three choices are Jamie Foxx, Ne-yo & Big Boi in the Oh, You Fancy, Huh edition of MFK. Between the (semi) body of steel, the uber nice Beats by Dr. Dre headphones or smokin’ something while chillin’ out in Perth, all of these men folk are doing something I WISH I could be doing right now. But this ain’t about me. You guys know the routine! Given that you can’t say neither and ALL men must be used just ONCE:
Which one would you marry?

Which one would you f*ck?

Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.

June 9th, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Marry F*ck or Kill

mfk3 500x312 Marry, F*ck or Kill: Attack of the Man Boobs

I was going through my photos, realizing that I had not done a Marry, F-ck, or Kill in a while, when I spotted this pic of DJ Khalid, Rick Ross, & T-Pain (who are all members of the man boob/mitties committee). Isn’t it grand how these things work themselves out? Nonetheless, the three bosses were spotted at the Hot 97 Summer Jam event clowning around backstage. Although T-Pain’s tits aren’t as noticeable as the other two, they’re there. I just wish The Dream would’ve been standing in his spot instead. Ah well, beggers can’t be choosers. Given that you can’t say neither and ALL men must be used just ONCE:
Which one would you marry?

Which one would you f*ck?

Which one would you kill?

*DISCLAIMER: Miss Jia nor any of her affiliates condone causing any bodily harm and/or death to another human being. This game is all in fun and should be treated as such.