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Eminem Has a Small Peen


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…several times. Eminem’s ex and baby mama, Kim Mathers, took to the radio airwaves to blast the shady rap star and included information on his package. Lawd, now I USUALLY love a good peen story but it’s hard to believe a story AFTER the dissolution of a relationship that lasted a while, then ended, then started up again…only to repeat this cycle over the course of several years. Isn’t this one of the first insults a woman throws behind a man after they’ve let things go?

Eminem and Kim Mathers split for good last year (08), after a second attempt at marriage.
During an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Mathers insists another reconciliation is out of the question.
She rants, “I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.
“He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”

PS: Em, if you’re reading this, please note that I, the owner of MissJia.com, am a loyal fan. THIS reminds me why! :)

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The Proof About Nelly


See, every girl needs a gay friend in her life for little gems like this. Now, I posted the obligatory peen post and stated that I had my doubts that Nelly was REALLY slangin’ them thangs. But good lawd, I take it back b/c he CLEARLY just poked me in the eye with that 25 second clip! Yes, Ashanti…you stay PUT, chile!

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Trey Songz on 106th & Park


I don’t think that this counts as me supporting Bullsh*t Entertaintment Television, right? I mean, I didn’t find my remote and TURN my TV on there. I humbly waited for SOME damn body to upload it to the internet for my viewing pleasure. Trey Songz stopped by 106th & Park and performed I Need a Girl. I don’t do anything “live” with Trey b/c his young fans are a hot mess. Look, I love Songz like the rest of you broads but I be damned if Ima get on national TV crying and carrying on when this jigga ain’t offered to pay a bill or two nor is he serving up his peen on a platinum platter (POW! for that alliteration)! I wish I WOULD…but he is fine as all get out, LAWD!. Groupies Ladies, what do you think of Trey & his performance?

PS: I was a lil ‘throwed’ at the stand in in the background hollerin’ “Yuuup!” Sorry but I don’t care what that gig is paying, that seems a lil sac-rider-ish. Get another job, homie! Love you, Trey!

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T.I. to Pose NUDE for PETA?


PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has asked our resident Brother in Wisdom to pose NUDE for the “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” public service announcement.

First off, I wonder if PETA has ever seen the pic up top? I highly doubt that bird is 100% veg…

Second, I wanna send a SPECIAL shout out, hi-five & praise dance to WHOEVER came up with that idea! Absolutely SPLENDID!

However, I do have one question….wouldn’t this sh*t right here be considered “fur?” I’m just sayin’…

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