*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow!
Dear Wendy Williams,
As a viewer with a Nielson scanner, you may be happy to know that I’ve recently started watching your show. You are not syndicated in my local market, but, unfortunately for me, I can view you on Barely Eye-worthy Television. During my viewings, I had a few alarming, rather concerning observations.
Aside from tantrum throwing, toddler children and the sound of tattoo guns, there may be nothing more annoying than the sound of your voice. I’ve learned that you were a radio personality prior to your stint as a “talk show host,” which is really confusing considering I’m not sure that you’ve mastered the phonetics of the alphabet. Maybe my southern disposition makes me biased towards your heinous northern accent, but it is surely unpleasant. Every time you say you’re coined catchphrase “how yoo dew-in?” or “how are you doing?,” as people with respect for English would say, I fear a puppy loses it’s owner or, worse, someone buys a Lil Flip album.