November 9th, 2011 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

wendy williams Dear Celebrity: Wendy Williams

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Dear Wendy Williams,

As a viewer with a Nielson scanner, you may be happy to know that I’ve recently started watching your show. You are not syndicated in my local market, but, unfortunately for me, I can view you on Barely Eye-worthy Television. During my viewings, I had a few alarming, rather concerning observations.

Aside from tantrum throwing, toddler children and the sound of tattoo guns, there may be nothing more annoying than the sound of your voice. I’ve learned that you were a radio personality prior to your stint as a “talk show host,” which is really confusing considering I’m not sure that you’ve mastered the phonetics of the alphabet. Maybe my southern disposition makes me biased towards your heinous northern accent, but it is surely unpleasant. Every time you say you’re coined catchphrase “how yoo dew-in?” or “how are you doing?,” as people with respect for English would say, I fear a puppy loses it’s owner or, worse, someone buys a Lil Flip album.

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February 2nd, 2011 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

Kim Kardashian Recording Debut Album News Dear Celebrity: Kim Kardashian

This “Dear Celebrity” letter comes courtesy of the gorgeous Youtuber, Nineteen Percent. While I typically remove all cosignatures from ANY “Dear Celebrity” letters submitted to the site, I have to say that I completely agree with the sentiments expressed in this video regarding Kim Kardashian’s most RECENT meltdown. Girl…..

To read more of the hilarious Dear Celebrity letters on the site, click HERE.

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December 22nd, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

souljaboy1 Dear Celebrity: Soulja Boy

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Dear Soulja Boy,

I have a serious bone to pick with you. I was trying to be nice and give 106 & Park a chance the other day and I noticed that your song “Speakers Going Hamma” (Bama Bama Wama or whatever) was number one on the countdown. This boggled my mind for two reasons.

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December 2nd, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

30120 125235754171494 100000552096983 220954 4272823 n 450x600 Dear Celebrity: Khia

*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written.

Re: Khia Goes IN on Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday

Dear Khia Finch (w/a hint of Kim):

*sips tea* *follows it w/ a shot*

Khia, Khia…Where do I start? To say that I’m surprised to hear from you is the understatement of the year. I mean I’m still reeling just a bit from the shock that you would dare insult any female artist being that you’re only most famous for detailing how one is supposed to properly lick you in a place that none of my male friends would even want to go WITH pay. But since you, someone highly irrelevant in this case, took it there, I guess I have the right to go there on you ma’am.

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November 27th, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

Lil Kim   Countdown 500x375 Dear Celebrity: Lil Kim

*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written. Everybody loves a good celebrity diss until their favorite’s involved…

Dear Kimberley “everybody has seen my coochie” Jones,

I really dont see the point in listening to a has-been who put out a “diss” record towards the new b-tch who is on the verge of having the biggest first week sales of any female rapper. While the old b-tch was interviewing ghostwriters, the new b-tch was holding a sold out show with the likes of Rihanna, Drake, Busta, Keyshia Cole and Kanye West.

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September 30th, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

melly3 500x323 Dear Celebrity: Melyssa Ford

*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written.

Re: Melyssa Ford Goes In…

Dear “Self-Lebrity”( because you’re only a celebrity to ya damn self!) Melyssa Ford,

Sigh! I have read your Vibe interview about Essence Magazine’s latest issue, and my first thought is you should have paid closer attention in your reading comprehension class. The point YOU constantly stress that makes you sooo different from other videos models, is that you did the videos to pay for college, and yet, you seem to have a problem reading simple english.

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September 29th, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

jp 500x382 Dear Celebrity: Jamal Parris (Eddie Long Accuser)

*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written. FYI, I recognize that buddy is NOT a celebrity, but I felt that it’d be “fair,” considering that we posted THIS letter to Eddie Long a few days ago!

Re: Accuser Speaks Out

Dear Jamal Parris aka the Eddie Long “Victim” Ring Leader,

Child BOO! I am STILL waiting on you or one of your Bishop Long Peen loving friends to say that he threatened y’all with murder or something of that nature to get in ya’ll drawlls. You say that bishop stopped “loving you”. You say that he “touched you”. Its funny that none of this came out before ya’ll got cut off that payroll. Baby, it is not that much love in the world. My eyeballs are sore from rolling them EVERYTIME I hear about this situation. Be it in the salon, the car, tv and missjia.com [heyy girl!], the streets is talking boo…and most of us saying the same thing.

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September 23rd, 2010 | Posted by Miss Jia | Posted In Dear Celebrity

long31 Dear Celebrity: Bishop Eddie Long

*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written.

Dear Bishop Headie Eddie Long,

“Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” What better words to better describe your situation, and by situation, I mean your toupee. I write this letter to you with as much peace as our piece has enough room to breathe in those biker shorts you were sporting. This is a letter to express to you that I am in fact on your side. I’m lying.

You see Bishop; your name is to be earned in religious context. What you seemed to have done as use your title in the context of chess, all the while using your congregation and these three men (and I’m sure counting) and pawn. You’re totally doing it all wrong Headie Eddie. I’m not saying that you are guilty, but there are some things that just don’t add up – and I’m no Fantasia.

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