…I absolutely would’ve been fooled. I don’t think I have enough pearls to clutch after this one. I couldn’t have asked for better booty tootin’ if I was making it rain in Strokers or Magic City. I won’t judge but I will throw some glitter.
Now look at what we have HERE! I swear, Chris Brown is throwing that bussy almost as good as 1/3 of my gays! I’m sure he’ll have a solid explanation (via Twitter, of course) on why he was channeling his inner Queen for the kids! I ain’t mad! You better work, bitch!