Brooke Hogan? B*tch, Are You Serious?
I am suppose to do a Youtube video about this but I’m tired right now. A lot of you requested to see this video so I’m posting it for your viewing (dis)pleasure. Brooke Hogan’s ole irrelevant, cant-sell-a-record-even-if-she-was-giving-away-p*ssy-and-handjobs a*s recently made a stop at Radio Planet TV. During this interview, she takes the time to talk about other people’s lives (as though her opinions REALLY matter) including Beyonce and Cassie.
On Beyonce:
I’ll agree with Keri Hilson. She needs to sit down and make some babies and chill. Ya know. She’s talented…don’t get me wrong. She’s talented but just give it a break a little bit.
On Cassie (and her pics showing her naughty bits):
Don’t show it if it’s not right. It’s all like…stretched out.
Instead of worrying about somebody else giving life a rest, having babies and fixing their vag, why don’t you try focusing on making your own life great and selling a couple more albums so that your sh*t can at least go triple nickel this time. How do you have over 36k folks following you on Twitter but that many folks didn’t buy your album? Chile please…your priorities seem to be just as f*cked up as the shape of your body. Get a clue…
August 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
i wish ppl would stop giving this girl the attention she wants. if she’s so irrelevant then why are we worried about what she has to say about Beyonce? let her talk, i mean she did say she was talented if that counts for anything. and i love her but personally i think Mother Beyonce should chillax for a bit and pop out a jigglet or two. if she doesn’t she might burn out (she’s still human so its possible) or she might end up with old eggs like Mariah lol. i just don’t like how she tried to bring Keri back into this mess. she’s already suffered enough lol.
August 14th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Well..I Guess People Cant Have Opinions anymore Lol.. IMO Brooke is just real, I think she answered the question without going around it or being politically correct. I personally think she has more balls than Keri Hilson because at least she said what she felt and didn’t hold her tongue to save grace. I DON’T think anyone should have to sit down unless they want to, Bey is doing the damn thing and should ride that success, But even Beyonce herself has said after this tour and album that she’s gonna take a 2 year break, soo for all those who want her to take a break she will, and will be living off that 87 million she made in the past year.
August 14th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Everyone one need to leave Beyonce the hell alone. If she wants to work, let her work…if she wants to take a break, let her take a break. Damn!!! It’s Bey’s life not ours. Let her do her. Geesh!
August 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Wow… LMAO. She def. takes after her father, cause he does the same to other successful wrestlers- he undermines their shit to put himself over more.
But the diff w/ Brooke and her father is that he was actually successful in his field. She has an epic FAIL of a career and still doesn’t realize that she’s only “Hulk Hogan’s muscular daughter”. SMH…
-D!
August 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
How you gonna make a diss record about Heidi Montag’s wack ass music, when the diss record sounds just like Heidi’s music?
So much coonery going on at that radio show, especially from the host. Don’t be mad because Jay-Z didn’t shout you out, dang.
August 14th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Well, I have not heard anything about this video nor have I seen it. Miss Jia, you seem to give a pretty good overall summary of what the video is about and I don’t give a shyt about Brooke Hogan and her SquareBob, Amazon shaped looking azz. She doesn’t have a margin of room to talk about anybody…bish please!
August 14th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Wow. Miss Jia so much anger! Lol, but I dont’ know she’s over there talking a little bit too much shit.
she’s a nobody. That’s why everyone is talking so much.
if keri hilson’s cocky ass didn’t say nothing about beyonce, ol girl wouldn’t have said ish about her either.. man.
August 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Sooooooo Talking badly about Brooke is supposed to do what?? I dont care much for Brooke but damn she can say what she wants lol.
I mean its not like Beyonce cares LOL She making her money.
Yall betta be mad @ Brooke LOL
August 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
lmao the thing is, she talks too much. It’s ok to have your own opinions but when you’re in the public eye you need to be careful what you say. B/C she’s so watered down, she could easily be taken down by someone with slightly more fame i.e. cassie. The women she bashed, though, have more class than she does. And what was up with the “does obama inhale” part!? She’s gone waaay past the freedom of speech bit and now she’s just saying things that are uncalled for. Do your interview, go in depth on things that concern YOU. Srsly, saying someone is stretched out and that they need to sit down and make babies!? TAcky! She needs to watch ANTM, the episode where they go over how to handle an interview. It’s not about censoring yourself, it’s about creating a tasteful but real image of yourself. How you’re portrayed is important when you want us to buy your ish. ( which, by the way, isnt that good).
August 14th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Yall are funny. Just as Brook can ‘say what she wants,’ so can I.
Yea, agreed, Beyonce probably SHOULD take a break but just as we’re saying that Brooke should be able to ‘say’ what she wants, Beyonce should be able to work and do as she wants without issue.
The problem that “I” personally have with Brooke is the fact that she’s managed to make all these comments about Bey and Cassie, yet she can’t even get her record sales in the status of relevancy. If say, Celine Deion, made a comment like this…yea we would question her MOTIVE, but it’d make more sense coming from someone with some status. Brooke is but a piece of lent in the wind who has YET to produce a top anything single, yet shes telling others who have had hits where to go and how quickly to get there.
Yea, say whatchu want…but it all sounds like runny bullshit coming from her.
You dont have to agree…just don’t question why other people are saying anything about Brookes comments when you’re HERE questioning OTHER peoples comments.
August 14th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
brooke got what she wanted outta this…attention
August 14th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
POW….Dayum Str8, Jia! My question is why is everybody so ready to take up for Brooke “Amazon” Hogan??? Bish been irrevelant all this time but, some how when a negative comment is posted, ppl wanna get crazy and defensive….makes no sense whatsoever.
August 14th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
you can say what you want about brooke, but her body is NOT out of shape lol… that’s insane.
August 14th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@abc, Brooke is in shape NOW, she wasn’t before, but you can tell she works out, so yes she’s “in shape”. However, the way her body is proportioned (broad shoulders, fake, wide-spaced breasts, not-so-washboard abs, narrow hips, and a pancake behind) is weird. In my opinion, she has a terrible shape. It also doesn’t help that despite being shaped this way, she is also super tall, which doesn’t work to her advantage. Instead, it makes her look like the Jolly Green Giant.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Uh, thanks @hellonursenancy…cuz I clearly meant that she was boxy. So I appreciate you for explaining what I meant without me having to! Doesn’t matter how ‘hard’ her body is…if you have no REAL figure then your body is fucked. Period.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I agree with Jia, chick went out out of her way to state things that have nothing to do with her.The only place I see her is on vh1, not bet or MTV,what song did she come out with thats popular?Nothing comes to my mind. She should stay in her lane and try and come up first before she starts these so called “beefs”.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
NEXT..dat hoe seeking attention!!!
August 14th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Yasss hunny you went in!
Every beyonce post i always see @Vaun o bitch azz saying somethang smart..Fuck ur opinion! how about that?
It was crystal clear what her objective was in the interview, to leave listeners in awww…She was so urgin whoo kid (whatever his name may be) on to ask her whatever…
I wouldnt be suprise if this interview was staged..How she said the last song she remember was crazy in love…GURL an #epicfailure! EVERYBODY and the mommas heard SINGLE LADIES…when she said that i was like ahh this bitch pushin it..
BLAH BLAH i can go on ..on and onnn about this hoe BUT she said what she said to get attention and she got it!
But this a battle Broke Ho and Skeri Slutson will not WIN!
POWWWWWWWW
August 14th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
i agree wit err thing u said but i just gotta comment wtf was she doin by dat car ……dancing????? wat n tha hell ( lolz )
August 14th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@fuckkerihilson — single ladies wasn’t a jay-z song…. lol
August 14th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Im gone need brooke and her booty chin to sit the fuck down….this tranny got the nerve to talk about cassie and she built like sherri shepard! She has no talent and her show is wack. Since she givin out advice she need to tell her daddy to quit wearing weave
August 15th, 2009 at 1:34 am
LMAAAOOOOOOO @Keimora!
*dead*
August 15th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Brooke Hogan must think that she might actually have a chance to be successful if Beyonce went and took a break. Even if Beyonce stepped back from music, Brooke Hogan’s “music” will still go dirt and still won’t see the charts. She needs to just stick to Vh1 celebreality and leave the music to someone who actually has talent.
August 15th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Brooke Hogan….3 words, KILL YO SELF!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 3:30 am
LOL! Funny how yall fail to mention her hideous ol “i wanna be the next MIMs-lookin ass” boyfriend.. uggh! he was just OOGLAY! i never even seen that video before, let alone, heard the song *PAUSE*
Brooke here is what we call an all-around clown. But hey, at least she’s smart enough to know when all else fails (record sells-wise) either drop a nip slip, titty pic, or diss somebody BIG. and because she is not well-endowed in the first two, she settles for the diss.
I like how she tries to bring up her “diss track” for Heidi Montag, as if anybody gave 2 fcks about that crap. U dont make a diss track about somebody lower than you, you’re only giving them MORE fame, dumb broad, smh.
August 15th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
well let brooke have her own opinion. i don’t understand how people get all hot under the collar when somebody disses beyonce. That chick aint god trust me
August 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@heaven Oh please there’s a big difference between giving an opinion and hating. This is a clear attempt to get people people talking about her and help out her fail of a music career. Why should Beyonce go sit down because she can’t launch her wackass career off? It’s not Bey’s fault she can’t sell a record. Who is she to tell someone to go have some kids. What if she doesn’t want kids? Let the girl live her life how she wants to.
Plus has this chick taken a look in the mirror? Cassie is killing her in the looks department. She needs to visit a plastic surgeon to see if they can hook a up with some butt injections and correct those weird,funny-looking,spaced out titties of her’s. At least Cassie had a hit record. Can’t say the same for Brooke.
August 18th, 2009 at 8:14 am
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