Hello, Ochocinco! Does This Penis Belong to You?

Chad Johnson & Evelyn Lozada haven’t found their way back to one another. But that doesn’t mean that Chad’s penis shouldn’t make its debut to the internet.

Apparently, a former spash & pass by the name of Jesse has been harassing Evelyn via Twitter. Being the hot head that she is (Thank you, Iyanla, for sincerely fixing her life), she had to introduce her to a dragging via Twitter. Fresh and the fam at the House of Crunk have the full deets on the argument.

In the meantime and in between time, there are more pressing questions. Chad, sir…is THIS your penis?

23 comments on this post.
  1. Mesa:

    Mmmmmm. Sticking right on up I see…lol but why iss eve so mad thouhh girl you dodged a bullet..lol

  2. matty boo:

    :- / I mean I expected more…. ….

  3. Whogonncheckmeboo:

    for some reason I expected more or maybe something a bit different oh well not my cup of tea.

  4. NoeyBabie.:

    Nothing exciting about it :-/

  5. Ms. Toni:

    It's coming up short.

  6. six inch walker:

    Cute both of his heads match. Ball headed skinny and short

  7. @mrsjones1179:

    SMH & LOL

  8. kkmsir:

    Gullible Jessica. Chad is an attention whore of course he'd do anything Ev. Don't know why girl thought Chad changed when he refused to go on Iyanla fix my life, he stay giving them females hopes and dreams.

    The Penis.

  9. Kris:

    Not bad, Chad.

  10. Noirre:

    Chad has such a handsome smile.

  11. Arrielle:

    True Life: Antics of a Stunt Queen

  12. Blanche:

    Nothing to see here folks! I expected more, but he’s still handsome. Oh, well.

  13. jaconteh:

    okay it wasn't just me.

  14. EliteNavi:

    Yall must got some wide, loose ass vaginas? Tf u want? A horse?

  15. The Dreamer:

    Whomever the penis belongs to, I just can’t. There is something strange about men with little to no pubic hair. Although, this is to be expected from a certified stunt queen. Stay classy, Chad.

  16. Zan:

    If that is his penis, it's actually not bad. If Chad weren't such a douchenozzle, he could get it. Just the right size for me. *shrug*

  17. Zan:

    I'm not going to shade anyone else's vaginal tightness, but I do agree that his dick is not a bad size at all. It's above average, actually. Give me that over a donkey dick any day.

  18. Jazz:

    Thought it’ll be a lil bigger but its a nice size tho

  19. tinachris09:

    Took the words right out of my mouth!!!!

  20. kwan:

    Evileen real mad she love calling people thirsty don't she I guess she has NO mirrors in her house. Like there is no BLOCK button on twitter she was just thirsty for some buzz so she had to tweet her back huh?

  21. WarrenTrenton:

    Well the universe doesn't give with both hands…..

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