*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow!
Dear Soulja Boy,
I have a serious bone to pick with you. I was trying to be nice and give 106 & Park a chance the other day and I noticed that your song “Speakers Going Hamma” (Bama Bama Wama or whatever) was number one on the countdown. This boggled my mind for two reasons.
Number one, your album only sold 13,000 copies in first week sales and I know more than 13,000 people watch 106 & park, so who’s voting but too damn cheap to buy anything? Number two, how the hell did your song debut ahead of ANY of Kanye West singles? Now normally I hold my tongue but in this case I CAN’T and I WON’T.
How in the sam hell do you have over TWO million followers on twitter but cant sell at least 100,000 albums worldwide? What kind of fan base do you have? Another thing…what’s with all the tattoos? Are you a part of Young Money now? Face tatts, really? REALLY?! Where the hell is your publicist? Or better yet a parent? You can’t sell records because your fan base consist of 13 year olds and they don’t have money to buy cd’s or even purchase blank cd’s to burn one. Their parents don’t like you because all you rap about is bullsh-t. You have a thousand face and neck tattoos and in return, they won’t buy your album for their kids. Which brings me back to my last point….whats with all the damn tattoos?
Another thing. WHY did you feel the need to let Katt craps in your home? If you’re that desperate you could have gone on Blackpeoplemeet.com to find a boo. Do you have not an ounce of shame or common sense? Then you had the nerve to declare your love to her via twitter and curse out Faboluous (and delete all the tweets afterwards) in the midst of all of this. Looks like you were scared Loso might go HAMMA on you if he saw those tweets. Now I’m no twitter expert but it seems to me like you’ve been misusing and abusing your twitter account and those of us who aren’t fans of going “hamma” don’t appreciate it. Will you ever release a song with some substance? You’re not on youtube anymore. Step your game up! Stop torturing us with your terrible ratchet ass tweets and lyrics and get your life together boo. Jesus take the wheel AND turn it. With that being said…you have just been BOOKED!! And in the spirit of Messy Mya…when we book we book EVERYBODY. Follow me camera. And I’m out!
The Femme (Aryka)
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