*Please note that the opinions reflected in the “Dear Celebrity” section may (or may not) be the opinion of Miss Jia! In other words….I DID NOT WRITE THIS or any Dear Celebrity letter to follow! Additionally, I am not a letter editor; the letters will, from this point forward, be posted just as they’re written. Everybody loves a good celebrity diss until their favorite’s involved…
Dear Kimberley “everybody has seen my coochie” Jones,
I really dont see the point in listening to a has-been who put out a “diss” record towards the new b-tch who is on the verge of having the biggest first week sales of any female rapper. While the old b-tch was interviewing ghostwriters, the new b-tch was holding a sold out show with the likes of Rihanna, Drake, Busta, Keyshia Cole and Kanye West.
I dont care about the ONE grammy you have! You didnt recieve that for YOUR ratchet music…you got it because you were on a song with pop stars! And that same song happens to be the ONLY number 1 you had. The next hit was a feature on 50’s song “Magic Stick” (which was my sh-t btw)! Anyways, that peaked at number 2. The highest SOLO song you have had charted was at number 18. The highest for Nicki? 14. Your album “Hardcore” took 14 years to sell 2 million records!!!! Im not suprised tho–that cd is wack to me. I kept 2 songs after downloading it.
Stop reverting to the past… Biggie is GONE, Junior Mafia is GONE…your career is GONE! You know whats the problem with female hip-hop…you! You remind me of the ratchet ghetto boppin’ hood rats that always had something stupid and ignorant to say in high school. Stop lettin’ every dude train and start appreciating the fact that people STILL know your name and that you have delusional stans who live in the past with you. I had NO problem with you until you decided to come for the queen—now you’re seeing just how much publicity you will never recieve for YOUR music. Now ask yourself…why am I talked about? You did DWTS (a show for has beens) and because you’re always trying to fight everyone. Why can’t you sit back and be the legend you claim you are? If I were you I wouldnt be trippin’ about the new up and coming b-tch on the block, I would question why I would put out a diss record on Thanksgiving….BITCH GET A FAMILY!
Now get off that operating table and shut the hell up. The ONLY people reporting on you are your stans and bloggers. The bloggers only do it because it has something to do with Nicki. I dont know about you but when is the last time someone reported a song from you that didn’t get turned off after the first minute mark? This Letter isn’t from a mad Nicki fan. It”s from an angry Female Hip Hop fan who cant grasp why you are always the hateful, bitter one of the group. Yes, you have been in the game longer. So? That just means your ass cant take a hint!
In conclusion, while Hardcore took 14 years to sell 2 million, Pink Friday will sell that or more in the upcoming year. Your dismissed. NEXT!